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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
travulous
jaymonoto

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

kevv

me when i eat soup lol

chongoblog

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

thatheckinjade

some really good fuckin’ soup

confusedbyinterface

nerdgasrnz

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

Source: jaymonoto
agentsupergay
writing-prompt-s

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

issabella

ellighthousekeeper

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

assnickles

shouts out to all my fellow Sir Nuts-a-lots’

Source: writing-prompt-s
travulous
chocolatefitspo:
“ hellabitcoins:
“ ilovesmoothjazz1998:
“ hellabitcoins:
“ aliwav:
“ listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
”
smh they leave the strawberry tops on…...
aliwav

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

hellabitcoins

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

ilovesmoothjazz1998

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
hellabitcoins

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

chocolatefitspo

this whole post got me in tears

Source: vthevegan