Where Am I

captainpoe:#FATALITY! (x)

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:56:37 -0400

captainpoe:

#FATALITY! (x)

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:55:15 -0400

jade-suture: littlestmoonbeam: pussy-lemonade: I choked, who...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:54:00 -0400

jade-suture:

littlestmoonbeam:

pussy-lemonade:

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

They are called.. rage against the machine…

buzzfeeduk:27 Pictures That Will Make You Say “I Completely...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:52:32 -0400

buzzfeeduk:

27 Pictures That Will Make You Say “I Completely Forgot About That”

nerdgasrnz: confusedbyinterface: thatheckinjade: chongoblog: kevv: jaymonoto: why does every...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:51:07 -0400

nerdgasrnz:

confusedbyinterface:

thatheckinjade:

chongoblog:

kevv:

jaymonoto:

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

me when i eat soup lol

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:50:27 -0400

assnickles: ellighthousekeeper: issabella: writing-prompt-s: You swerve to avoid a squirrel....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:50:10 -0400

assnickles:

ellighthousekeeper:

issabella:

writing-prompt-s:

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

I showed this to my 5 year old nephew and said ‘what do you think this brave squirrel’s name is?’ and he replied ‘Sir Nuts-a-lot’ and my mom has been laughing for about 5 solid minutes

shouts out to all my fellow Sir Nuts-a-lots’

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:49:15 -0400

chocolatefitspo: hellabitcoins: ilovesmoothjazz1998: hellabitc...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:38:49 -0400

chocolatefitspo:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

moonlandingwasfaked: korolevx: Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:37:24 -0400

moonlandingwasfaked:

korolevx:

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

i thought this was about Carrie fisher and kinda nodded “yeah she would”

ringoroadagain: ringoroadagain: cougars can jump 18 feet vertically which is the scariest thing...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:37:03 -0400

ringoroadagain:

ringoroadagain:

cougars can jump 18 feet vertically which is the scariest thing i’ve ever heard

krafteasymac: dongboss: gaaramutual: i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:00:26 -0400

krafteasymac:

dongboss:

gaaramutual:

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:13:17 -0400

toastpotent: evanfromgeometry: kramergate: reddit thread: what was your school’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:11:31 -0400

toastpotent:

evanfromgeometry:

kramergate:

reddit thread: what was your school’s “incident”

Freshman year was someone giving birth at prom and leaving the baby.

Sophomore year was a student killing an elementary school teacher in a robbery.

Junior year was two students getting caught having sex on the softball field with hundreds of spectators.

Senior year was the principal getting fired for banging a history teacher.

#redtornadoes

did you go to high school in hell

lapopearmadillo: I got bored at my job, so I decided to crack...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:11:07 -0400

lapopearmadillo:

I got bored at my job, so I decided to crack open one of the random animal breed books we have on display in the lobby and I was immediately met with this

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:10:28 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:10:22 -0400

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:09:55 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

discoursethot: discoursethot: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:08:30 -0400

discoursethot:

discoursethot:

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:08:04 -0400